A fun school project I just completed:

Lightbringer

Did I really just read an editorial in Newsweek by an insurance company CEO who is sick of getting blamed for the state of health care?  Are you fucking kidding me?

First of all, the complaint starts as his masseuse says "isn't it too bad that insurance won't cover this?"  I'm sorry you can't enjoy your massage, you evil prick, but please fuck off now.  You run a business which preys on the fears of people by selling them policies it never intends to pay.  You refuse payment as a fucking business model, knowing that the longer you refuse to pay, the more money you make.  You have bean counters making de facto medical decisions, when patients, doctors, specialists, etc. all disagree.  I'm sorry people are unhappy with the fact that you won't cover stuff that might actually alleviate some pain, but I understand actually making good on your policies would hurt your precious bottom line.

I hope socialized medicine finally comes to this country and your business goes into the shitter. But not before you contract a debilitating and painful disease, that your own insurance won't cover.  Barring these happy occurences, I'm sure you'll be in the first group against the wall when the revolution comes.